המייל האדוםהמייל האדוםחיפוש
פורום The English Corner

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Heyבוז
@לב אוהב
So you say it's possible to have a decent conversation without puns and jokes?
Fine
Show me how.

Wanna choose a subject?
I'm bored anyway till booboo wakes up.
What is the thing about British people thatפעם הייתי עוגי
you like the most?
I like it tooפעם הייתי עוגי
Sometimes, it seems to me that their accent
demonstrates nicely how their mentality is
more formal and polite, compared to the
American accent.
I like the accent too!לב אוהב

And I also like it that everything they're saying sounds so noble!! 

Ppffftttבוז
So lemme tell you something interesting.

The debate between the American and the English regarding their language has been going on for DECADES. K? The English say the American people are barbaric and not civilized enough and the American people call them snubs and prudish in return.

The truth is, the American people ARE English people, and those who came to America were the most noble and rich (who could afford the trip and living expanses. The titanik, which sailed from England to new York, is one great example)
Because of that, the language spoken by the American immigrants was the most noble and elegant version on the English language, while I'm England most people talked like common folk, and that version stayed the English the people in England use to this day.

Of course the people who went to the uncivilized south with the gold Rush brought along a lot of slang words and the African Americans brought the "ghetto" vibe (talking to African Americans in their unique way is one of the things I like to do when staying in the US)
So the American language is the most fun to me.

As for the British, I find them extremely snobbish. I like talking in British accent from time to time (especially after watching one of the great British shows like Sherlock, doctor who or Harry Potter)
I really like their food tho.
OMGיהיה בסדר....
That longgggggg
Was it? /With British accent/בוז
That's even longerיהיה בסדר....
Is it?בוז
I think you have a distorted idea of length...
wowww you took the question very seriouslyלב אוהב

looks like an essay 

That's a normal response...בוז
My Hebrew ones are usually longer.
It's just that I have a lot of things to say
I dont believe that most of the high societyארצ'יבלד
English men, left to america.
Im sure many did, but Its hard to believe that most left.
Is that a fact?

'lemme'
Ummm not most of them, obviבוז
But those who did leave were the mpst of the population in america because there were so few people. And anyhow they were the poeple in power.
Thats fine by me,ארצ'יבלד
As long as I am not a common folk
Nahבוז
Common folk? You???
I just said you were a fancy gown compared to us simple tshirts!
I never thought about thatפעם הייתי עוגי
No doubt that the American people
had some of the most wise and
deep thinking intellectuals that formed the
American democracy, in a way that had set an
example and drew the attention of many
European political thinkers.

Yet I must say, that it seems (as forementioned)
that the English knew how to conserve and
keep the mental and moral foundations
as one of the boldest symbols of that
is the preservation of the monarchy
along with a strong democracy.
By the way, another interesting comparisonפעם הייתי עוגי
is between the English and their accent,
with their fellows from north, the scots
with theirs.

I hold a very warm sympathy towards the
scottish, mainly (you guessed right )
thanks to the scotch single malt whisky.

Their accent is quite different from the
typical londonian one, and even when they
speak English one may be having a hard
time to figure out what they are saying.

One good explanation video I watched on
YouTube suggested, that in order to get
the accent right, we should speak like
there is a tennis ball stuck behind our teeth
interesting!לב אוהב

Where is your English from? 

רוצים לדעת מאיפה האנגלית שלי? פעם הייתי עוגי
You left me with no choice

Too much free time and boredom can get
you into dark places.
lol it's from the advertisement!!לב אוהב

מחסני חשמל!

 

but, seriously? only from the internet?!

Correct פעם הייתי עוגי
TV, video games, all sorts of delicate
goods that the western culture has
to offer.
doesn't sound so good actually ...לב אוהב


Unfortunately correct פעם הייתי עוגי
Oh.. no wordsלב אוהב


'Delicate' בוז
My brother-in-law probably has a betterארצ'יבלד
English, then most english people i konw.
He "got" his vocabulary by reading books.


But he is a bit of a genius:/
*than (oh yeah! I corrected a native speaker!)לב אוהב


Very disturbing, maybe the spirit ofפעם הייתי עוגי
Shakespeare got into his mind
You mean he is possessed???בוז
Gawd thats some scary shit
As most documented ghost sighting occured in england
This may be the most profound theoryפעם הייתי עוגי
to explain this phenomenom 🧐
Well profound IS my middle nameבוז
It is the seventh name out of 13 so it is in the middle technically E-:
There may be only one explanationפעם הייתי עוגי
for one person having so many names.

He must be, in the same time,
both the most orthodox and most
feminist person in earth's history!
Im neitherבוז
I have only one name, all the rest is nicknames like the mighty profound genius etc
Well, and I thought I hadפעם הייתי עוגי
a lot of nicknames
No. You have a lot of USERNAMESבוז
I stand corrected פעם הייתי עוגי
/hammers forcefully/בוז
Ouch, it tickles!!!פעם הייתי עוגי
You confuse my hammer with the astroid!!!בוז
The hammer is pretty good quality, got it second hand from thor, it hardly ever misses.
Astroids, on the other hand...
What hands are those פעם הייתי עוגי
Thor's hammer held by one,
and asteroids - by the other!!!
Not funny!!!בוז
Ypu xan say the hammer kinda levitates on its own... you dont really have to carry the weight of it yourself.

It was passed on to me after stan lee passed away, they all decided to abandon the art of war and dedicate their life to goodness and kindness

So now i use it to fix things around the house, and the occasional lightning bolt to shock someone whos annoying me
Stan Lee פעם הייתי עוגי
He, and the creator of
SpongeBob...

Both within a week...

Too sad to be true
השם נתן השם לקח יהי שם השם מבורךבוז
For some things,פעם הייתי עוגי
English just can't ever
be enough 😯
I mean, some yiddish phrases just can't be translatedבוז
Like what we said about good books.
Good translation isn't literally, most of the times.
Indeedפעם הייתי עוגי
A good translator is more similar to a magician
than to a living dictionary
That was good!!ארצ'יבלד
חחחחחחחחחחחיהיה בסדר....אחרונה
Probably English people get it easier...אלעזר300


I really hope for themפעם הייתי עוגי
It's a shame to live so close to Scotland
and miss the fun.
I find it very hard,ארצ'יבלד
Same goes to the liverpool accent.

Two years ago, I was with my father in liverpool, and we were looking for some instructions to get around.
And literally, i understood max 20 percent of what he said.
We just kept asking him again and again
I reckon that's why the stars ofפעם הייתי עוגי
Liverpool FC are mostly scotsmen.

Two societies who gave up being
understood when speaking, they see into
each other's hearts indeed
ארצ'יבלד
By using whiskey
you see, you do get along here very well לב אוהב

Keep up the good work (I feel like a teacher hahah)

You make me laugh פסידונית
heyyyyyyyלב אוהב

do you remember our conversation about speaking English ???

(We didn't finish that one BTW)

 

So you are welcome to show us your abilities in English ;)

 

 

Sure i do!פסידונית
Actually im suprised, your english is way too good! 😲
I enjoy reading here, but i hate writing couse i do it really slowly (and i have mistakes 😣)
But ill try for you 👍
No No I actuallyלב אוהב

see here how my English isn't so good

I don't express myself as much as I wanted to. (you know in a more fancy and sophisticated way)

I'm pretty much impressed by @סלט and @פעם הייתי עוגי's English

 

but but but, thank you for trying! (And I want to speak with you face to face in English , that's even more fun!) 

Hey, I'm VERY impressed by yours!פעם הייתי עוגי
Your English is very good
way above the average, no doubt about that
and here, with all of us together
we are heading towards more learning
and more improval!
Thanks thanks |bow|לב אוהב

That was a great speech, isn't it?

 

(Where's @ארי1 the british tend to ask questions in the end of every sentence right?) 

ארצ'יבלד
Thats because Im british. We get on well(nna)
You are british?! wowלב אוהב

I don't know how to make emojis here (only the simple ones)

but imagine the one with the stars in its eyes!!! 

 

Here-ארצ'יבלד

i |
i \__/
Are you english?ארצ'יבלד
Wow! Surely wish I was...פעם הייתי עוגי
haha decent.. wowלב אוהב

I love when using high words in the conversation

 

BUT

 

Don't expect me to be funny because I don't have that level of English 

 

I can be polite and formal and have a nice conversation  

 

 

I don't expect others to be funnyבוז
That way, when they are, I am pleasantly surprised.
I want to use slang !! לב אוהב

You can come up with questions! 

What kinda slang you wanna use?בוז
wanna is a good start hahaלב אוהב

hmm maybe how to talk in a way that won't sound too formal

I don't really have any tipsבוז
Besides telling you to talk more to people...
My English also isn't the English people speak, it is rather the English people wrote with, because all of my (at least most of it) English comes from written stuff.
So...
I'll talk to you if it helps!
Ive put this forum in favorites so I'll see every post here and try to respond.
that's great !לב אוהב

my English too is from reading books, watching TV series, but scarcely (warning- a high word) from spoken English and talking with natives.

 

I was really thinking to open conversations about things from day to day life.

 

 

Scarce isn't a high word (okay maybe)בוז
When you say native I picture Indians running around a campfire
Okay, just tag me and I'll come
lolלב אוהב

yeah haha sometimes I think about that too when I say natives

but it's shorter than native speakers or English speakers.

 

What an offensive microagression 🤯😰😱פעם הייתי עוגי
Should I call the PC police?!

They are not native, they are indigenous
PC police is for suckers and stupid SJWבוז
We go the jordan peterson way!!!
No special names
No special pronouns
African americans are BLACK PEOPLE and you really want to correct this, you can say dark brown BUT THATS IT
Salat DESTROYS leftist SJW,פעם הייתי עוגי
PROVES LOGICALLY and EMPIRICALLY
Jordan Peterson's theories
and CONVINCES Ben Shapiro to
do ALIYAH and get ACCEPTED as
Israel's new leader!
Oogy ABSOLUTLY SHREDSבוז
Any possibility for a funnier comment and COMPLETELY NAILS IT
Oogy IS THANKFULפעם הייתי עוגי
for the compliment
You're IS WELCONE for the THANK YOUבוז
המילה הארוכה היאחובבים

pneumonultramicroscopicsillicavolcanoconiosis

בדקו במרשתת מה זה אומר (או באחת מתגובותיי

איזה מילים קשות אתם מכירים באנגלית?אנונימית דתייה

בוא נעשה פה רשימה

antidisestablishmentarianism חושבת בקופסא


מה זה אומר???הפילוסופית


אנטי נגד ממסדיות- זאת המילה הכי ארוכה באנגליתחושבת בקופסא


אתקן מעט:שפרינצא בוזגלו

התנגדות להפסקת תמיכת המדינה בממסד הכנסייתי בעיקר האנגליקני של המאה ה19 באנגליה...

לא. יש יותר. למשל:שפרינצא בוזגלו

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis- המילה הכי ארוכה שנכנסה למילון האנגלי אנגלי (בעלת 45 אותיות אם ניסיתם לספור ) ומשמעותה מחלת ראות שפשוט קל יותר לכנות 'סיליקוזיס', היא המילה הרביעית במספר אותיותיה באנגלית. כאמור יש יותר ארוכות אבל לא תמצאו אותן בשום מילון.

זאת המילה הכי ארוכה לא רפואית ולא טכניתחושבת בקופסא

ויופי של חיפוש גוגל.

המילה הכי ארוכה בעברית היא הלכשתרנגולותיהן עם 14 אותיות, .

אבל זה תלוי כמובן באם מגדירים את התוספות של כש- ודומיו כחלק ממילה נפרדת.

ולכשהתפוצצויותיהן זו המילה הכי ארוכה.שפרינצא בוזגלו

וזכרתי את זה! אל לא לזלזל בי כאילו חיפשתי בגוגל!
 

תקראי את השרשור שלי על המילה הארוכה ביותר באנגליתחובביםאחרונה

מה שכתבת היא לא המילה הארוכה ביותר אם כי המילה היא

pneumonultramicroscopicsillicavolcanoconiosis

אני זוכר אותה בע"פ

זה אומר:

מחלת ריאות שנגרמת משאיפת אבק סיליקה. (לא מבין מה זה סיליקה)

Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousהרמוניה
מרי פופינס??תולעת ספריםם

חחח בעיקרון המקור עתיק יותר לדעתיהרמוניה
...אני חושבת שלא המציאו את זה בשביל הסרט
comfortable- המילה שהכי מזוהה עם הישראלים העילגיםשפרינצא בוזגלו


אגב מי שהמציא שאנגלית זו שפה שקל ללמוד אותה- טועהLove the world


שפה קלה יחסיתהולך נגד הרוח

בנויה בצורה מאוד מסודרת

לעעעעעLove the world

השכל שלי מת מזה

עובדה

כשאת מנסה לדחוס יותר מדי מידע שמשעמם אותך למוח הוא מת😏הולך נגד הרוח


זה לא מידעLove the world

זו עבודה מחורבנת שאני צריכה להגיש למחר

יותר גרועהולך נגד הרוח


אהההה מסכימה במליארד אחוזLove the world


its not a easy languageחובביםאחרונה

its really hard, but there  lessons that you con to learn easily

אולי יעניין אותך