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Alsoבוז
Wonderful 
NOW it sounds exactly like something thatפעם הייתי עוגי
I would be glad to read!
/Adding Romeo & Juliet to my reading list on Google Docs/
Hmmmmmפעם הייתי עוגי
🤣 what!בוז
That seems like a better version tbh
Better indeed, but still not the best!פעם הייתי עוגי
I would prefer "Rachamim & Yoella"!
Rachamin? Does such version actually exist???בוז
That's HILARIOUS!!!
נורא ירושלמי כזה
It's been too long since the last time I actually read a book. (Well not really, about three days ago. But not a good book so it doesn't count.)
נורא ירושלמי כזה
It's been too long since the last time I actually read a book. (Well not really, about three days ago. But not a good book so it doesn't count.)
I don't believe that such version exists YET, but we indeedפעם הייתי עוגי
agree - I think - that such version SHOULD exist 
I also miss my most beloved books, that wait for me on the shelf 
I waste too much time on the phone and don't get to have a good
old fashioned book-reading binge for several hours.
Shut it down for a few hours every dayבוז
i do it every day!פסידונית
from 00:00 to 06:00AM
Wow! I would be so bored. For six hours??פעם הייתי עוגי
Every single day?
Just sitting in the dark and waiting for the sun to rise?
It takes a great deal of character and self discipline!
note the hours...פסידונית
i sleep at that time
But how can you sleep if you didn't read everything newפעם הייתי עוגי
that was on the internet on that day?
I couldn't stand the pressure
well im known as a superwomanפסידונית
See??פעם הייתי עוגי
(Tried to tag her in English, didn't work )
See Salat??
Now you understand from where my faith in superhuman comes from??
Who knows, if for such time you reached kingdom?פעם הייתי עוגי
who knows!פסידונית
Yesבוז
I'm a superhuman too!
I didn't sleep for 2 days straight
I didn't sleep for 2 days straight
what areyou talking aboutפסידונית
im a super woman while youre a superhuman
this is so totally different
She is very very humanist?פעם הייתי עוגי
She is very very against being bad to people
According to that logic, I'm a subhuman... 
פעם הייתי עוגי
פסידונית
sure you are
as far as i know youre a jew
#Hitlerdarkjokes
Outing!!! פעם הייתי עוגי
I told you guys this fact as a secret,
but now everyone here
knows that!
we are not very good in keeping secrets 
פסידונית
Don't be sorry! By anyway, every one hereפעם הייתי עוגי
who is dangerous enough could have guessed alone
that I'm a jew,
because of my nose
you know its a piction, right?פסידונית
there is no such thing as a jewish nose
That's rightבוז
A according to my nose I am completely non Jewish
But who nose?פעם הייתי עוגי
Many would agreeפעם הייתי עוגי
That's what I sayבוז
My nose is really tiny.
(Nice pun btw!)
The genetics of middle eastern people have large nose in them. Compile that with some of the larger nosed Europeans, and you get the Jews.
So, some of them so have large noses, but not necessarily.
(Nice pun btw!)
The genetics of middle eastern people have large nose in them. Compile that with some of the larger nosed Europeans, and you get the Jews.
So, some of them so have large noses, but not necessarily.
Interesting indeed, never thought about itפעם הייתי עוגי
to tell the truth.
(Thanks)
No doubt that it might be very
interesting to learn how those
anti-semites stereotypes
developed over time.
(Thanks
)No doubt that it might be very
interesting to learn how those
anti-semites stereotypes
developed over time.
Probably caricaturesבוז
In newspapers and such.
You know, the new, 'sophisticated' antisemitism
You know, the new, 'sophisticated' antisemitism
'Scientific' antisemitism 🧐פעם הייתי עוגיאחרונה
Noבוז
Some superhumans don't sleep, others shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Not having a certain super trait doesn't make you subhuman, it makes you-well, a human!
And having other super traits makes you superhuman in other aspects!
Like the ability to eat and not get fat!
Not having a certain super trait doesn't make you subhuman, it makes you-well, a human!
And having other super traits makes you superhuman in other aspects!
Like the ability to eat and not get fat!
You know just everything about me 
פעם הייתי עוגי
Truth is, that getting fat is historically considered
as an ABILITY, not a disadvantage!
It's easy:
If your'e good, well, there should be MORE of you
in the world, not less
Just what you reveal about yourselfבוז
Aside from what you like to eat and drink, I really know about nothing.
Which one of my selfes?פעם הייתי עוגי
There should be some order around here!
Not every thing I tell about myself is correct
about each of every self of mine
I remember the life in the dark ages,פעם הייתי עוגי
when the only mobile electric device was a giant calculator.
If I had too much time on the computer,
I just could turn down the electricity in the house
or the building, and then turn on some candle light
and read a book.
Then the mobile phone was created,
and yet I was able to take the battery from inside
the mobile phone, and destroy it.
But now, I can't even manage to take my battery
out from the phone
Wish I was born two hunderd years ago.
It was easier to read all the good books in the world,
or even most of them. That's for sure.
I'm not sure you want to do thatבוז
Books are often outdated, and all the information you need is online.
I really don't want to go back in time although I DO appreciate old fashioned reading hour.
I have plenty of that on Shabbat, so it's all good for me.
I really don't want to go back in time although I DO appreciate old fashioned reading hour.
I have plenty of that on Shabbat, so it's all good for me.
Shabat is great! Problem is,פעם הייתי עוגי
that it is the only day of the week that I eat food
instead of Cofix.
And food makes me sleep a lot,
until I really really have no other option
but getting up
Such complicated lifeבוז
I think the real problem is that none of those books REALLY interest you.
If they did, you would read them!
If they did, you would read them!
They do interest me,פעם הייתי עוגי
I paid for each and every one of them
If something really interests youבוז
You wouldn't put it down until you've read every word.
Maybe for you it's different? It's like that for me, anyway
Maybe for you it's different? It's like that for me, anyway
It interests my mind a lotפעם הייתי עוגי
But my stomach doesn't understand the importance
of reading about ancient Rome.
פסידונית
completely understood!
Wish my stomach understoodפעם הייתי עוגי
that Cofix isn't food!
Makes sense! בוז
המילה הארוכה היאחובבים
pneumonultramicroscopicsillicavolcanoconiosis
בדקו במרשתת מה זה אומר (או באחת מתגובותיי
איזה מילים קשות אתם מכירים באנגלית?אנונימית דתייה
בוא נעשה פה רשימה
antidisestablishmentarianism חושבת בקופסא
מה זה אומר???הפילוסופית
אנטי נגד ממסדיות- זאת המילה הכי ארוכה באנגליתחושבת בקופסא
אתקן מעט:שפרינצא בוזגלו
התנגדות להפסקת תמיכת המדינה בממסד הכנסייתי בעיקר האנגליקני של המאה ה19 באנגליה...
לא. יש יותר. למשל:שפרינצא בוזגלו
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis- המילה הכי ארוכה שנכנסה למילון האנגלי אנגלי (בעלת 45 אותיות אם ניסיתם לספור ) ומשמעותה מחלת ראות שפשוט קל יותר לכנות 'סיליקוזיס', היא המילה הרביעית במספר אותיותיה באנגלית. כאמור יש יותר ארוכות אבל לא תמצאו אותן בשום מילון.
זאת המילה הכי ארוכה לא רפואית ולא טכניתחושבת בקופסא
ויופי של חיפוש גוגל.
המילה הכי ארוכה בעברית היא הלכשתרנגולותיהן עם 14 אותיות, .
אבל זה תלוי כמובן באם מגדירים את התוספות של כש- ודומיו כחלק ממילה נפרדת.
ולכשהתפוצצויותיהן זו המילה הכי ארוכה.שפרינצא בוזגלו
וזכרתי את זה! אל לא לזלזל בי כאילו חיפשתי בגוגל!
תקראי את השרשור שלי על המילה הארוכה ביותר באנגליתחובביםאחרונה
מה שכתבת היא לא המילה הארוכה ביותר אם כי המילה היא
pneumonultramicroscopicsillicavolcanoconiosis
אני זוכר אותה בע"פ
זה אומר:
מחלת ריאות שנגרמת משאיפת אבק סיליקה. (לא מבין מה זה סיליקה)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousהרמוניה
מרי פופינס??תולעת ספריםם
חחח בעיקרון המקור עתיק יותר לדעתיהרמוניה
...אני חושבת שלא המציאו את זה בשביל הסרט
comfortable- המילה שהכי מזוהה עם הישראלים העילגיםשפרינצא בוזגלו
אגב מי שהמציא שאנגלית זו שפה שקל ללמוד אותה- טועהLove the world
שפה קלה יחסיתהולך נגד הרוח
בנויה בצורה מאוד מסודרת
לעעעעעLove the world
השכל שלי מת מזה
עובדה
כשאת מנסה לדחוס יותר מדי מידע שמשעמם אותך למוח הוא מת😏הולך נגד הרוח
זה לא מידעLove the world
זו עבודה מחורבנת שאני צריכה להגיש למחר
יותר גרועהולך נגד הרוח
אהההה מסכימה במליארד אחוזLove the world
its not a easy languageחובביםאחרונה
its really hard, but there lessons that you con to learn easily