A couple were invited to a Shabbos meal at the home of a frum family.
The frum host made Kiddush Friday night on a full cup of wine. Then he made a l'chaim after the fish on some fine Scotch. Then the main course comes with some more wine. Then they benched with wine.
Next morning - repeat. They make Kiddush on wine in shul. Have loads of schnapps and food. They come home. Husband makes Kiddush for the wife with wine, lecha'im after fish, a nice cold beer with the cholent and and more wine for benching.
After Havdalah, the man phones his children back home and tells them. "I had a wonderful time at the Orthodox family I stayed at this Shabbat" he said. "I still don't really understand why they can't use electricity on Shabbat, but I do now understand why they don't drive!".....
אין כמו יין של שבת.
