Then we will be aklright...beacose if dot we will...שרה את חייה
עזרה בסיוע חומרים בנושא הוראת שפה זרהדנה5533
אני מחפשת חומר בנושא "הוראת שפה זרה - חומרים כמו סיכומים כתובים/סיכומי שיעור/מצגות, בכל הקשור להוראת שפה זרה כמו: מאפייני לימוד/הוראה שפה זרה, קשיים, התמודדויות, בעיות, צרכים, רכישת אוצר מילים וכו'.
כמו כן חומרים בנושא יצירתיות וחדשנות בהוראת שפה זרה לעומת הוראה מסורתית.
אשמח לעזרה . כל עזרה.
תודה וחופשה נעימה
Neatבוז
Hillarious 

פעם הייתי עוגי
Wow!
Very glad I didn't miss that one.
Didn't have such a laugh for decades.
Hey, I said I'll give you some channel recommendations!בוז
Indeed! And you didn't! And I am harshly disappointed!פעם הייתי עוגי
You made me lose my faith in the human kind!
And then I saw what you shared here,
and strengthened my faith in the superhuman 
No, I said you need to remind me!!!בוז
When you responded I remembered.
Although you didn't really pick a subject.
I lost my faith in the human kind, because I am human!פעם הייתי עוגי
I wanted to ask you for something good about politics,
yet I forgot doing that!
Okay, consider it asked!בוז
ISIS
פעם הייתי עוגי
But I wanted to ask!
Not just consider the asking act as if I were asking,
altough I actually didn't!
I beg you, please do not consider my will to ask
as an actual ask being asked,
until I do ask it!
It is important for me, just to feel myself polite and nice 
Then ask away
בוז
I ask, then: Would you be so kind to accept my willפעם הייתי עוגי
to withdraw the former ask,
so I could form a new one? 
Butבוז

What do I do now?
No problem! Now I ask you to accept the same thingפעם הייתי עוגי
that you were considering as asked,
but this time - when I do ask it! 
Okay! I agreeבוז
Now, to the actual asking
פעם הייתי עוגי
I ask you, please, to do what....
Oh, wait a minute! You did it already!
Well thank you 
I don't understand that oneמיכאלצ
I will try to translate it:
Shoe Repair - תיקון נעליים
I will heel you - אני אתקן אותך
I will save your sole - אני אציל את הסוליה שלך
I will event dye for you - אני אפילו אצבע בשבילך
Why is this funny?
VVVVVפעם הייתי עוגי
Heal, soul, die.
oh lol
מיכאלצ
It's a play on wordsבוז
I will save your soul
I will even die for you
Translate that.
It sounds the same.
It is completely not funnyמחפש אמת
Nice one!!
אמיץ(ה)אחרונה
Can you think about new friends who mightבא לי בירה
למה נראה לך שיש לי כוח להתכתב באנגלית???די"מ
Practice your grammar!!!בא לי בירהאחרונה
He's the funniest I saw..הפואנטה
Are you in favor of Brexit?בא לי בירה
I'm in favor of England making up their mind alreadyבוז
Cheers for optimismבא לי בירה
בוז
Did you see this?



AWESOME!!!בא לי בירה

You can always count on me for that (-;בוז
God Emojis in English are annoying to useבוז
Just impossible! They cannot be seen yetבא לי בירה
בוזאחרונה
No doubt indeed
בא לי בירה
SDDYHUK0פלאפל...
So, do dogs yell horribly under kilogram zero?בא לי בירהאחרונה
Alsoבוז

'Scientific' antisemitism 🧐פעם הייתי עוגי
Hello everyone,כמוני כמוך
I have done relatively pretty quick progress.
I'd love to advise anyone who's in need how to get better, as well as to take part in the group' discussions.
היי
אני צריך רשימת מילים פופולריות באנגליתמיכאלג
תודה רבה
היי. אני רוצה לתגבר את האנגלית שלי, מה אני צריכה לעשות?ילדה שהיא גדולה
תראי סרטונים באנגלית. בהתחלה תראי עםישראלית123
ראשית, תקדישי לזה שעה ביום לפחות, מדי יום ביומוshaulreznikאחרונה
תצפי בחדשות, בהתחלה עם כתוביות:
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/video - לוצים על CC ומפעילים כתוביות
תתקיני בסמארטפון שלך אפליקציה להאזנה לרדיו ולפודקאסטים
Podcast Addict - Apps on Google Play
תקראי ספרים, אבל בקול
What are you thinking about that?אור שמחה
Hello everyoneזה רק אני
(Facade= חזית חיצונית, של בית וכדו' או מבע פנים מזויף)
He pronounced it like fuh-kade
I pronounce it like fuh- sade.
How do guys pronounce it?
Look hereshaulreznikאחרונה
Naissssssssssssssחסיד חסיד
מכירים את הספר syngrammer?אור שמחה
...מיכל318
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Happy holiday✡🕎🕯 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯 />
|'מרגישה בכיתה א|
Today happy holiday candle babies fire light!בוז
(לא הבנתי את כל מה שהיא כתבה)מיכל318
תעשי גוגל תרנסלייט, זה כמו מראה, ואז תביני.ארצ'יבלד
עשיתי כברמיכל318
חחחחחח מה רצית לכתוב? אני אנסה לתרגםאור שמחה
חח לאמיכל318
חחחחחח מצחיק סלטאור שמחה
אני חושבת זה ילדים..אור שמחה
Right.Happy holidayאור שמחה
To me
מיכל318
.me too
*ארצ'יבלד
מיכל318
..ארצ'יבלד
אם תיהי פה חודש, ויהיה פעיל,
אני בטוח שתתקדמי.
Thanksמיכל318
בואו נדבר הרבה אני חייבת לדעת אנגליתאור שמחה
Me tooיהיה בסדר....
What are you doing toingt?אור שמחה
(מסובך לכתוב חנוכה באנגלעת חחח)
Not muchיהיה בסדר....
תקין להגיד not much?אור שמחה
i think soיהיה בסדר....
why not?
can I say: "Im too"?זיויק
oh' i didn't know itזיויקאחרונה
tanx
Hi peopleיהיה בסדר....
to know englishהלמדן
oh be careful with what you wish!לב אוהב
You say like it's a bad thingיהיה בסדר....אחרונה
sometimes I just want to finish thingsלב אוהב
but if you ask me about achievement so that will be to be a psychologist
Now let us play a new gameפעם הייתי עוגי
Once upon a time, there was a little child.לב אוהב
(that what you meant right?)
His name was Randy, and he hated chocolate.פעם הייתי עוגי
There was once a lonely fiddlerבוז
His small instrument had only 3 strings, and he never played it in front of people.
Rumor has it, when he does- inanimate objects come to life.
One day, while the lonely fiddlerפעם הייתי עוגי
a little, yellow crab walked by.
The crab came close to him,
coughed once or twice and said:
"Hello Lucius, I have foreseen your arrival.
How are things going?"
"I thought it will be one sentence each time!"לב אוהב
(said the fiddler)
"and you are writing a whole story instead!"
(continued the fiddler)
Umm wrong, said the storyteller.בוז
Because he was mute.
לב אוהב
The fiddler wanted to know how to express himself through his beloved violin
Yeah, that's the whole point!בוזאחרונה
Can you give us some facts about the English language?לב אוהב
(even very simple ones)
DID you know that fish in English is used both for plural and singular ?
ummיהיה בסדר....
many man is men
many mouse is mise
correct?
Bravo!!לב אוהב
And I think man and men are pronounced a little bit differently ... (like a very slight difference)
I thinkיהיה בסדר....
only British can pronounce that well lol
no. a is a longer sound then e.תמיד בבטחה
american can hear the diffrence, british pronounce it more distinctivley.
A very slight difference?? A huge difference!!ארצ'יבלד
for example:
tomatoes,
basically they erased the sound of the letter 'o' and turnd it in to the sound of the letter 'a' shot
hebrew word as well-
sababa.
bloody hell!!
@סלט
What! Where! /looks around frantically/בוז
Less pretentious.
Even the word 'angry' you don't pronounce the right way!ארצ'יבלד
Do i?בוז
hahaha I need to hear it in order to understandלב אוהב
british people sound like they have something in their mouthתמיד בבטחה
don't get me wrong, I like the british accent, it's just funny...
Miceבוז
Same gose for sheepארצ'יבלד
Same goose for shipבוז
Thats not true:-/ארצ'יבלד
ארצ'יבלד
THAT long?
בוז
No
ארצ'יבלד
me too
לב אוהבאחרונה
YES we DID KNOW thatבוז
I didnt!!ארצ'יבלד
of course you did, it's very BASICלב אוהב
Did you know that using CAPITAL LETTERSבוז
I DIDN'T KNOW THATלב אוהב
yet you're still screaming.תמיד בבטחה
I KNOW!!!לב אוהב
I think its one more level"ארצ'יבלד
what is "facts"?זיויק
anything you know about Englishלב אוהב
and want to share with us
it can be grammar, culture, something from the linguistic field, etc.
as long as I kept going to schoolריעות.
I loved English and wanted to get better in it
I already graduated, and still love English, but the will to speak English perfectly is gone
I barely read (unless it's something extremely easy or familiar), I have no one to talk with and I don't have enough internet to watch movies.
I know that I should read or watch TED lectures, but I think that the problem is that in school I was very good- 5 points, great grades... and now, comparing to the world, I'm fine, but I'm not good. It botheres me because now I have to feel like I'm fighting again, and English was the one thing in my life which was simple.
I think that what I'm tring to ask is- how can I get better (I realy need to work on my grammer and vocabulary), without feeling like I'm behind.
there are no easy books for people who get along with English but don't speak that language. I don't want to read
books for kids but all the rest are too difficult.
I want to read for fun, without opening the dictionary every seven words.
songs are not an option because usually the meaning is too high (unless the song is realy stupid, and then the lyrics will be that level, too).
it may sound like I don't want to use my brain. maybe it's true, I don't know... I guess I just wanted to talk about my little problems somewhere.
you write very beautifullyלב אוהבאחרונה
I noticed no grammar mistakes, the structure was good, so the use of the words!
I'll tell you what- if you want to master your English you need to work hard, but most importantly you should have a purpose for doing that. Otherwise you won't have that energy and motivation.
Right now you have a very good English, but you need to challenge yourself! And yeah, that means that only advanced books or other source will do the work (meaning you'll have to open the dictionary a couple of times.)
*Try to have a notebook writing there the new words
*try to enhance your vocabulary and your exposure to English by subscribing to English learning channels.
And of course you can be active here too ;)

